Piddles, here. So I’ve been sniffing around for my first on scene report, and I’ve solved the age-old question of what this dog was dreaming about:

I’m not gonna lie, it took me awhile to get a one-on-one interview with Bizkit. He’s a pretty popular pup and charges a steep price–three bones, room & board, and a box of bacon treats (apparently he only likes Beggin’ Strips). That being said, Bizkit was very humble and honest, and he said that this is what he was dreaming about…